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Post by bigsexy on Jul 12, 2008 4:44:48 GMT -8
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.
"The sharks got 'em."
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Post by susan on Jul 13, 2008 19:25:43 GMT -8
I would have walked on water. I am scared to death of the ocean and sharks
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Post by hardcorecowboy on Jul 15, 2008 11:30:31 GMT -8
now that is funny
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