Deerslayer & Susan

[susan]

Deerslayer who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Deerslayer: "No sir, I was going 60."
Susan: "Oh, Deerslayer You were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Deerslayer: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Susan: "Oh Deerslayer, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Deerslayer: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Susan: "Oh, Deerslayer, you never wear your seat belt."

Deerslayer turns to Susan and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to Susan and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Susan: "No, only when he's drunk."

[deerslayer]

I remember that night

[hardcorecowboy]

with friends like that you don't need any enemys

[deerslayer]

[bigsexy]

man am i glad she has somebody else to pick on

[hardcorecowboy]

you and me both bigsexy