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Post by susan on Jul 21, 2008 15:08:23 GMT -8
One day Susan came up to deerslayer and told him that the TV was broken and she was missing her shows. "Does it say cable repairman anywhere on my forehead?" deerslayer asked.
"No," Susan said.
A few minutes later she came back and told him that the porch was breaking and it was dangerous.
"Does it say carpenter anywhere on my forehead?" deerslayer asked.
"No," Susan said again.
A few minutes later Susan came back and told deerslayer the toilet was backed up.
"Does it say plumber anywhere on my forehead?" deerslayer asked.
"No," Susan replied.
A couple of days later deerslayer went on a business trip.
When he came back he asked how things had been.
"Well," Susan said, "our neighboor down the street came over and fixed our TV, repaired our porch and unclogged our pipes."
"What did he ask for in payment?" deerslayer asked.
"All he asked for was a chocolate cake or a sex Susan told deerslayer.
"What did you do? Deerslayer asked.
Susan looked smuggly and said. Do you see Betty Crocker written anywhere on my forehead?"
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Post by hardcorecowboy on Jul 21, 2008 15:31:31 GMT -8
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Post by deerslayer on Jul 21, 2008 17:35:46 GMT -8
I don't know if I can top that
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Post by deerslayer on Jul 21, 2008 17:36:06 GMT -8
Yes I can
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