Post by susan on Jul 25, 2008 12:22:50 GMT -8
Susan found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, "These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter."
Susan was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do.
"Spell a word," St. Peter replied.
"What word?" Susan asked.
"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice."
Susan promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is love. L-O-V-E."
St. Peter welcomed her in, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he took a break. So Susan is left sitting in St. Peter's chair when a man approaches the gates, and she realizes it is Deerslayer.
"What happened?" Susan cried, "Why are you here?"
Deerslayer stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so upset when I left your funeral, I got in an accident. Did I really make it to Heaven?"
"Not yet," Susan replied, "You must spell a word first."
"What word?" Deerslayer asked.
Susan responded, "Czechoslovakia."
Susan was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do.
"Spell a word," St. Peter replied.
"What word?" Susan asked.
"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice."
Susan promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is love. L-O-V-E."
St. Peter welcomed her in, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he took a break. So Susan is left sitting in St. Peter's chair when a man approaches the gates, and she realizes it is Deerslayer.
"What happened?" Susan cried, "Why are you here?"
Deerslayer stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so upset when I left your funeral, I got in an accident. Did I really make it to Heaven?"
"Not yet," Susan replied, "You must spell a word first."
"What word?" Deerslayer asked.
Susan responded, "Czechoslovakia."
i would be goin strait down stairs
