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Post by deerslayer on Feb 6, 2009 21:07:30 GMT -8
Yesterday Susan had a flat tire on the interstate. So she ease her car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, get out of the car and open the trunk. she took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.. To her surprise, cars start slowing down looking at the lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind her. He gets out of his car and starts walking toward her. she could tell he was not happy! "What's going on here?" "My car has a flat tire," Susan said calmly. "Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
she couldn't believe that he didn't know.
So Susan told him, "Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
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Post by susan on Feb 11, 2009 1:24:02 GMT -8
>:(I gotta get a set of those.
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Post by hardcorecowboy on Apr 23, 2009 15:57:17 GMT -8
ok susan have you lost it you have a pair or did you not notice your the one in the joke again
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Post by susan on Apr 24, 2009 6:59:02 GMT -8
uh...ummm. go away cowboy.
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Post by hardcorecowboy on Apr 24, 2009 9:14:10 GMT -8
now i just got back
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